Isra Mohamed Said
Welcome to my blog.
Hi, My name is Isra.
I'm 14 years old and that's me. Tell me about yourself/Ask me stuff!
I also draw so ask me what you want me to draw for you! :)
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at the resturant with bae

waitress:*fills his glass with ice water*
me:*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:you want my man or something?
her:wh-wat?
me:i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:aye calm down
me:nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
teacher:e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me:tastybitch69@aol.com

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

(via beyoncevevo)

squidnapped:

fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

(via whorville)

nevvzealand:

all grandmas smell the same

(Source: moseby, via sorry)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via pizza)

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

(Source: delusioninabox, via unfollovving)

benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

(via oomshi)

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so you say he can dance to anything

(Source: katahoula, via unfollovving)

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